That Bug Bit Me

I’ll admit,

Stunned – it took a while to hit…


Such a tiny little thing, she almost seems cute. That’s only because she’s doped up on Raid, though, and the welts on various parts of my anatomy give away her true identity.

Fire ant.

Bitch, you are about to enter a world of pain. This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps.

On the plus side, though, the itching was enough to make me dust off the Eyeclops and identify the attacker. May be worth a bit of a sting, to get a shot of motivation…




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3 Responses to That Bug Bit Me

  1. mushroom says:

    I hate fire ants. When we lived in Texas, at one point we had a little crackerbox house on a slab. I left a pair of jeans on the floor. When I put them on, they were full of fire ants. I was not happy. Probably neither were the ants.

    It keeps me from complaining about the occasional sub-zero winter’s day.

  2. DH says:

    Do you see what happens Larry? Do you see what happens Larry? Do you see what happens when you…… meet a stranger in the Alps? Most hilarious broadcast TV dub-over ever.

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